the thought of people unironically having sex to the arctic monkeys or the 1975 seriously scares the shit out of me
When you fuck something up first thing in the morning
[DJ voice] this song goes out to everyone who let me copy off of their algebra homework
REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS.
STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
Is this even safe?
It’s not safe. That bear is going to suffocate with that plastic wrap covering his nose and mouth.
If Tumblr was a movie I’d probably be the extra in the background no one notices